Tag: SS

SS: Hey diddle diddle, the cat with the fiddle MS: And the cat fell into a hole and ended up in the Indian Ocean. OS: There were other cats swimming in the Indian Ocean but the cat that fell didn’t look like any of them.  They thought: “Odd.” KS: And the cat drowned because it…

SS: Two knights were fighting for the love of a fair princess. MS: And she was the queen of Brazil, so she was the rightful character. OS: The queen ate babies for breakfast and went to parties at night. KS: Then she started eating middle-schoolers instead. SS: The middle-schoolers were so full of hormones that…

OS: Once upon a time, there lived a magician who did not know how to do magic. KS: So, he became a pacifist, not much of a big difference.  He didn’t get paid as a magician without magic, or as a pacifist. SS: He was simply a volunteer, which made his girlfriend angry because they…

OS: Old and angry queen decided to poison her husband, the king. KS: The spiteful queen succeeded and then held a championship to see who her husband would be. SS: But everyone knew the queen was mean, so no one wanted to be her husband, so she stayed an old widow. MS: But she was…

MS: It was a nice and sunny day when the Hawaiian people met the hula-gen OS: The Hawaiian people did not know who hooligan was and invited this person to swim with them in the ocean. KS: And the hooligan committed hooliganry. SS: People did not like the hooligan, so they chased him out of…

MS: Once upon a time there were aliens that lived on Planet Nine. OS: The aliens were strange and wore colorful diapers on their heads. KS: They acted like bratty babies, too. SS: “Mr. Darcy!” Mrs. Bennett exclaimed in an odd cameo to this story.  “Take care of these bratty babies.  They’re vexing my nerves!”…

KS: It was a beautiful summer day, and the twins Ann and Virginia were enjoying the sunshine. SS: Ann and Virginia laid on the beach working on their tans, playing volleyball and listening to the cries of seagulls and the roar of the waves. MS: Ann went to Texas. OS: When Ann got there, she…

KS: It was a beautiful sunny summer day, and the twins were out enjoying the sunshine, except for Ann, who was covered in cactus prickles. SS: She cried and stomped her feet, demanding that Virginia pulled the prickles out.  Virginia laughed at her sister. MS: Virginia’s sister’s name was West Virginia. OS: The sister did…