OS: Old and angry queen decided to poison her husband, the king.
KS: The spiteful queen succeeded and then held a championship to see who her husband would be.
SS: But everyone knew the queen was mean, so no one wanted to be her husband, so she stayed an old widow.
MS: But she was the queen of Mexico, so she was the rightful character.
OS: She was green and yellow with black teeth.
KS: Turns out the queen was an alien.
SS: The alien queen loved Subway and always got 5-dollar footlongs. She usually bought 6 of them for $30.
MS: But they meant $3,000 so she decided to become a thief. The end!
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