Category: 2020.07

MS: Once upon a time there was a brave tiger. MeS: He defended his family after a bunch of hyenas were protesting. JaS: Instead of throwing things at windows, the hyenas just laughed and laughed. JiS: Because the bricks bounced off the window and hit them instead.

MS: Once upon a time Jesus died on the cross for our sins. MeS: If you put your trust in Jesus and ask him to forgive your sins and let him enter your heart you one day spend eternity with him in heaven. JaS: Then you will be able to play circle talk with all…

JiS: Today Mark got an ice cream cone, but it was so hot. MeS: It melted and got all over his hands and face.  We game him napkins to help him clean off. JaS: But when he finished wiping, his nose came off too. MS: And his whole body fell apart.

JiS: It was so hot that lava ran down my nose.  I mean sweat and it got on my pants – that’s why they are called sweatpants. MeS: The sweat saturated my pants that they became wet. JaS:  But it really wasn’t sweat – I had actually wet my pants because I was laughing so…

MS: Once upon a time there was a Patagonian mara named Ma’am that was sleeping on his cactus. JiS: and the cactus poked him in the leg and woke him up. MeS: She noticed she was bleeding and looked for a band-aid. JaS: But there weren’t any, so I got a blood bug who drank…

MS: Once upon a time someone ate a wateregg named (person) Maam. JiS: And they turned out to be a dinosaur egg – a big dinosaur. MeS: I decided to sell it because it was worth a million dollars. JaS: I bought it and sold it for $2 million.  Wahoo!

MeS: We just had a malt from Dairy Queen.  JaS: It was very good, but I think 4 QQQQs is better. MS: Then one night they had a dream about where everything in the world was food. JiS: Their dream turned into a nightmare.  The twinkies ate the cupcakes.  The end.