SS: Two knights were fighting for the love of a fair princess.
MS: And she was the queen of Brazil, so she was the rightful character.
OS: The queen ate babies for breakfast and went to parties at night.
KS: Then she started eating middle-schoolers instead.
SS: The middle-schoolers were so full of hormones that she grew more than 12 feet tall and a long dark curly beard. She was also very, very moody.
MS: And she got very, very, very sick.
OS: To get better, she ran around the house, did jumping jacks and smoked a pipe.
KS: They got so hot they burst into flames and became piles of ash.
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