SS: Once upon a time Mark lived in Patagonia.
OS: He wore a big hat and was friends with Patagonian maras.
MS: But he was in Patagonia and Patagonia maras were in the desert.
SS: It was very hot in the desert, so he decided to go swimming in the ocean and drink pina coladas – non-alcoholic, of course – as he sat on the beach.
OS: Then a hungry shark came and tried to eat him.
MS: And he died happily ever after until he went to heaven.
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