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MS: Once upon a time in Rio de Janeiro, people started a carnival. OS: They dressed up in crazy costumes and had lots of drinks.  Everyone was so happy. SS: They danced and danced until they got tired.  Then they went to sleep. MS: And the beds transported them to Arizonee. OS: People in Arizonee…

MS: Once upon a time, a Patagonia mara named Maam slept on her cactus. OS: During the night, the cactus broke and Maam fell on the hard ground. SS: Maam broke his arm and went to the hospital where he got a cast on his arm. MS: And she slept for 60 hours. OlS: While…

SS: There was a family who lived in an igloo in the North Pole. MS: And the igloo transported to Kentucky. OS: People in Kentucky never saw an igloo and they thought it was an alien ship. SS: So they called Fox Mulder to investigate the strange case. MS: And they exploded the city of…

SS: There was a boy who like to play hockey. MS: And the boy who like to play hokey danced. OS: This boy when he was not very good at hokey dance and everyone laughed at him. SS: So he cried, was depressed and bought a lot of tacos to eat. MS: And he got…

OS: Once there was a little mouse that liked ice cream. MS: But it was chocolate, so the mouse died. SS: The mouse’s family buried him in a matchbox in the backyard.  They were sad. OS: The mouse went to Heaven where it found a big block of cheese.  The mouse started eating it. MS:…

SS: Once upon a time Mark lived in Patagonia. OS: He wore a big hat and was friends with Patagonian maras. MS: But he was in Patagonia and Patagonia maras were in the desert. SS: It was very hot in the desert, so he decided to go swimming in the ocean and drink pina coladas…

MS: I got on the subway to the end to see where it will lead me. SS: and when I got there, I found that I was in a magical land called Simi. OS: There were many trolls and fairies and they all started shouting at me: “Go away!” MS: And they killed me because…

OS: One dog was very barky and he barked at everything that moved, especially other dogs. MS: And it made an earthquake SS: It was a very creative thing that it also made cupcakes, paintings, sculptures and tsunamis. OS: People wished it to make things for them and it did, like a genie. MS: And…

OS: Once upon a time, there lived Cinderella, but she was a little lazy and was not very pretty. MS: And everybody laughed at him.  “Deke’s dead.” SS: “Should we be sad about this?” they wondered, but in the end the consensus was that they shouldn’t be.  Deke was a silly dork that drank lots…

KS: It was a dark and stormy night when the sailors meet… THE KRAKEN! OS: The Kraken opened its mouth and said “Hi!”  The sailors did not know what to do. MS: “You’re stupid!!!” the sailors cried. SS: “No, you’re stupid,” he told them, sticking his tongue out. KS: “No, you are.” The sailors cried…