Category: 2020.07

OS: Once upon a time, there lived Cinderella, but she was a little lazy and was not very pretty. MS: And everybody laughed at him.  “Deke’s dead.” SS: “Should we be sad about this?” they wondered, but in the end the consensus was that they shouldn’t be.  Deke was a silly dork that drank lots…

KS: It was a dark and stormy night when the sailors meet… THE KRAKEN! OS: The Kraken opened its mouth and said “Hi!”  The sailors did not know what to do. MS: “You’re stupid!!!” the sailors cried. SS: “No, you’re stupid,” he told them, sticking his tongue out. KS: “No, you are.” The sailors cried…

SS: It was a quiet Sunday night in Webster Groves, only the crickets were chirping. OS: Then we heard a strange sound and thought that it was a wolf.  Very unusual for Sunday night. MS: But it was a dog, and it chewed up the boat. SS: So they threw the pesky dog overboard into…

SS:  This story starts with a strange whistling sound inside the bathroom.  I didn’t know what it was and was scared to find out. KS: So I threw a cat in the bathroom to see what would happen. OS: The cat got angry and jumped up high to the ceiling.  Then it jumped out of…

MS: There is a giant cat attacking bunny daycare 10 miles from Toronto. Then… SS: out from the sewer came a horde of rabid rats who like to chase cats.  They had a lot of fun chasing the giant cat!  OS: The cats climbed on tall trees and started meowing so loud that the birds…

MS: Once upon a time in Krakatoa, a person went to the volcano, and it erupted and he/she became deaf, and his/her name was… SS: Zimbabwe.  Friends called her Bob for short, but people were confused that Bob was a girl. KS: Whenever someone thought Bob was a boy, she would throw them in a…