MeS: Once upon a time my teacher turned into a Panda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: But instead of a fluffy and cute panda, she was a mean giant panda zombie that had little children for breakfast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: Then everyone got eaten by the giant panda zombie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JiS: The giant panda zombie got sick and went to the ER for zombies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
JaS: But the zombie doctor gave him a shot for animals \u2013 and the zombie started roaring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: Then the zombie doctor bit him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: \u201cDeke\u2019s dead!\u201d they cried and sued the doctor for malpractice.\u00a0 The doctor lost his license and could never practice medicine for the rest of his undead life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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