OS: Once upon a time, there lived Cinderella, but she was a little lazy and was not very pretty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: And everybody laughed at him.\u00a0 \u201cDeke\u2019s dead.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: \u201cShould we be sad about this?\u201d they wondered, but in the end the consensus was that they shouldn\u2019t be.\u00a0 Deke was a silly dork that drank lots of Mountain Dew.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: They all started partying but then Deke came back to life and they were sad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: Deke was hungry and ate all the people because he became a monster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: And he scared people with hiding under their beds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: Sometimes he ate them, sometimes they died on their own.\u00a0 But he had lots of fun scaring them! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: At the end of the day, there was no pair of pants with no pee on it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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