It was the night before Mark’s birthday and all through the house, not a creature, not even a…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly cat Tinkerbell was soused. (I only wrote it because it rhymes). Back to Mark’s birthday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is Mark going to get for his birthday? He’s going to be a teenager.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I don’t know, maybe a Lego set.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I built my house out of Legos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The big bad wolf blew on my house many times and could not destroy it. I told about my house to all my pig friends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They snorted with laughter and ate piffy food in celebration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They laughed at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was ok with that because I was a clown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love being a clown. I can make kids cry because they are scared of m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or I can make them happy when I make them a balloon animal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tried and it fially worked. The End!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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