OS: Old and angry queen decided to poison her husband, the king.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: The spiteful queen succeeded and then held a championship to see who her husband would be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: But everyone knew the queen was mean, so no one wanted to be her husband, so she stayed an old widow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: But she was the queen of Mexico, so she was the rightful character.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: She was green and yellow with black teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: Turns out the queen was an alien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: The alien queen loved Subway and always got 5-dollar footlongs.\u00a0 She usually bought 6 of them for $30.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: But they meant $3,000 so she decided to become a thief.\u00a0 The end!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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