MS: Once upon a time there were aliens that lived on Planet Nine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: The aliens were strange and wore colorful diapers on their heads.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: They acted like bratty babies, too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: \u201cMr. Darcy!\u201d Mrs. Bennett exclaimed in an odd cameo to this story.\u00a0 \u201cTake care of these bratty babies.\u00a0 They\u2019re vexing my nerves!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: And he got sunburned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: Next time when he went to the beach, he wore a long dress and a towel on his head like a mushroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: \u201cMr. Darcy,\u201d the women at the beach swooned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: Mr. Darcy was embarrassed at his situation.\u00a0 He didn\u2019t realize swimming in his clothes would cause women to faint so.\u00a0 So, he quickly left and went back home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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