KS: It was a beautiful sunny summer day, and the twins were out enjoying the sunshine, except for Ann, who was covered in cactus prickles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: She cried and stomped her feet, demanding that Virginia pulled the prickles out.\u00a0 Virginia laughed at her sister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: Virginia\u2019s sister\u2019s name was West Virginia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: The sister did not like her name and renamed herself South Virginia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
KS: Even though all her friends still called her plain old Virginia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
SS: Or \u201cWest Virginia, Mountain Mama, Take Me Home,\u201d BLAM! Virginia hated that song and killed the singer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MS: And she got coronavirus<\/p>\n\n\n\n
OS: She got it from her neighbor and was very angry.\u00a0 So, she burnt her neighbor\u2019s house down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
KS: It was a beautiful sunny summer day, and the twins were out enjoying the sunshine, except for Ann, who was covered in cactus prickles. SS: She cried and stomped her feet, demanding that Virginia pulled the prickles out.\u00a0 Virginia laughed at her sister. MS: Virginia\u2019s sister\u2019s name was West Virginia. OS: The sister did […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[12,5,11,10],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2020-08-24","tag-ks","tag-ms","tag-os","tag-ss"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127,"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/circle-talk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}